no title will suffice

Today was horrible. Silver lining... ya, I don't think so. It went a little something like this (in short):

go to bed at 10

wake up at 11 due to car alarm

wake up at 2 am due to phone ringing

can't go back to bed

alarm goes off at 430 (already?)

scratch mosquito bites to smithereens

get up

eat breakfast

get ready

leave for Heidelberg

realize I have no drivers license... money.... ATM cards....

might need to put gas in the EDGE

call Chad

tells me to meet him at Panzer... he'll leave now and bring items above

sitting in parking lot... kinda gotta go pee... everything is closed

Chad brings stuff

off to Heidelberg {still having to go pee}

drive an hour

get stuck in stau [traffic jam]

bird flies into windshield

no doubt... bird dies

really have to go pee

get to Heidelberg

about to pee pants

can't find building

about to hide behind bush and go pee with little worry about who sees me... bladder is painfully full

find building... say.... 'hi, where's your bathroom?'

relief

go to like 7 different offices

am told I need flu mist and Hep B shots

installation internet network crashes

can do NOTHING

network fixed... get mist up my nose... get shot in arm...

try to do a favor for someone... can't find office

woman in information sends me up 8 flights of stairs... twice

no office

another 8 flights of stairs

find office

don't have the cards I was supposed to pick up

whatever

go to car

get in car

feeling... tired... hungry... thirsty... it's noon

definitely need gas

GPS not working... heading North?

call Chad... official meltdown... crying... screaming... can't find place to pull over

still need gas

am wasting precious gas driving around aimlessly LOST

more crying

Chad puts money on Esso card

decide to screw getting gas and see how far I get

more crying

drive slow to save gas

only one stau

miraculously get home

can't make dinner... too tired... Chad has got it under control...

so, the only pleasant thing about today was that I have a loving husband who allows me to scream and cry hysterically (maybe a little irrationally as well) while putting money on my gas card.

I ♥Chad